Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Do they make mental prune juice?

Writing is hard. 

Like that's something new. But here's my situation:

I've been thinking about writing a short story. Something uncomplicated that just lets out what is in my head. 

The problem I'm facing is, well, not to be too gross, mental constipation. 

Yes, I said it. 

I have ideas come to me all the time: That would be a great detail to include in a story. Or, that's a great character name. Or that's a good plot point. 

But then I pull up a blank page on the computer (or iPhone). The cursor is blinking. I know there are things in my mind that want — need — to come out. 

Nothing. 

I might struggle or strain. Nope. I sit there a while. Drink coffee. Read other people's writing. Nothing. 

Here's my self-diagnosis: I've been a professional journalist for more than a dozen years now. What I have written about (or edited or assigned) has been real. I'm working on a story or editorial that is grounded in reality. 

It's been a long time since I've flexed my creative writing muscle. Probably since high school, save for a few quickly constructed mock newspaper covers done for special occasions for friends and family. 

How do I get that mojo working again? It really hurts just staring at that blinking cursor, knowing I have to go but can't get it started.